you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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