kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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