You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
