I wanna passion pit in your ass
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
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