A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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