Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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