FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
