i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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