For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
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