yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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