So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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