I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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