shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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