Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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