My nipple is on Facebook.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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