At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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