Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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