Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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