Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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