grandma shit on top of the toilet
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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