I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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