I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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