16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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