I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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