Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
worst night to have a conscience
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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