well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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