So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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