PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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