Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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