Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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