they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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