All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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