That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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