If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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