STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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