Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Randomize