Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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