Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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