god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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