it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Quick, to the slutcave!
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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