Responsibility does not care about your dick.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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