I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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