my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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