He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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