But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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