he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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