Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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