Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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