"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Randomize
