I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
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