We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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