he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I have post one night stand depression
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