You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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