Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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