What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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