yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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